From Zero To Cut-A-Bitch In Under Six Seconds!!!!!
Hello my loves!
I am normally a very easy going person. Like, I am that gal that you say something insulting to and I smile and nod along only realizing later that I was being smacked down. I like to believe everyone is nice, and I am wrong at times, teehee…
Not so much lately. The Captain apparently has decided that they need to suck my patience absolutely dry to grow big and strong. I mean it, I am have the shortest fuse, EVER. Rage Blackouts, FTW.
Let me just say now, poor Drew. No, seriously. Poor bastard.
I have been finding myself getting snippy on FB a lot. On other peoples statuses, people wills ay something tool-ish and I find myself all but incapable of e-mauling them within an inch of their lives. The day after the healthcare bill? Was up till like three in the morning arguing with people. Today it was a gay marriage debate on someones status. Although, made a new friend there, so a WIN in the end, lol. Yesterday, I think, it was a debate about whether joking to kill the president is funny or not.
A few days ago, a friend who is pregnant too had some evil, clown faced, soul-sucking, whore muffin made fun of her kids names. I felt physically enraged. Like, I was burning up all day from the need to kill.
I have become the person in that little cartoon that is sitting at the computer while their spouse tries to get them to go to bed but insisting, “I can’t go! Someone is *WRONG* on the internet!!!!!”
I don’t mean to be so ill-tempered, I sincerely don’t. So please understand that if I seem to snap at you, chances are quite good that I really don’t mean it nearly as bad as it sounds, if I even mean it at all. And if you bring it up to me, I will apologize and kiss your feet as needed.
Unless of course you were actually mean, and well then, fight to the death is the most likely scenario.
Either way, sounds like a kickin’ night!!
Not sure if i have mentioned this, but Drew gets paid monthly. Monthly. As in, only one time a month does new money land in our paws. If you are on this hideous pay system, you feel me. If you think it is no big deal, well, bugger off, it sucks.
(See, that is one of those things I can apologize and feet kiss for later!)
You have to budget sooooooooo carefully. We are not the cool people that can live for months off savings yet, so we are a paycheck to paycheck kind of family. And when money only comes once a month, you make one mistake, or if something unexpected comes in at the beginning of the month, well then you are SCREWED.
Even without the surprises, it is way difficult to make it work. You get that vibe on pay day that you are suddenly rich! All this money now sits in your previously empty account!! Time to PARTYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! Of course you can forget that literally by the next morning two-thirds of that will be gone because when you get paid the one time, you tend to get all your bills set up at that time as well, so checks will be written, and your check register will taunt you by breakfast.
Right now, it is the last week of the month. This is un-lovingly referred to as Hell Week every single month. Because every month there *is* something that comes up that dwindles the money a wee bit faster than you intended, and so that last week always runs a little thinner than you would like.
Currently, all I want in this universe is Chinese food. Like, you have no idea. But sadly, we are down to those last few budgeted dollars, and none of them are expendable enough for spring rolls. Hmm. Gas in the car for Drew to get to work, or garlic shrimp for the preggy? Close call, but if he can’t get to work, no money for the foods later on. Hmph.
Because of this, I tend to be a bit more down the last week of the month. Money so can buy happiness sometimes. If you have all the other pivotal pieces in place, yeah, money makes the cheeks bend in that familiar smiley way. This is why on Friday, when payday hits, and especially since Drew’s new raise will be on this one as well, you will see a considerably giddier Summer. And chances are I will be eating obscene amounts of Chinese food.
I best be off as it is getting close to Lola bed time, and then I am in search of, well, food. Because I never stop eating. Ever.
I hope you all are having an awesome weekend!!!!!!
Until next time,
Peace, Love, and Spring Rolls
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CF makes for an (more) interesting Summer. These throwdowns sound interesting. :) Enjoy the Chinese food!