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Archive for April, 2010

From Zero To Cut-A-Bitch In Under Six Seconds!!!!!

Hello my loves!
I am normally a very easy going person.  Like, I am that gal that you say something insulting to and I smile and nod along only realizing later that I was being smacked down.  I like to believe everyone is nice, and I am wrong at times, teehee…
Not so much lately.  The Captain [...]

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

Moments of Mortification and the Debut of Captain Fetus

Hello my loves!
Today was a very special day!  We were finally visually and audibly introduced to Captain Fetus!  It was to be the standard twelve week heartbeat appointment, but, the gods were smiling on my unending nosiness regarding the inner workings of my uterus, and we weren’t able to catch the sound on the doppler, [...]

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me A Match

Good morning all!
I am sitting here prepping for a Mom Date.  This is my first actually. Kind of nervous, really.
Now that Lola is in school, she is making her little friends, which brings a mommy joy.  Of course, it makes me afraid as to wondering if one of those tots is going to grow up [...]

Monday, April 12th, 2010